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hey... it waz in pipe line from a couple of days.... we thinking to hav a KARAHI ..... at creek "smething" baqi bhooool gaya mughey... :P ... N-E-WAYS... kaam ki baat yeah hey k.... sab looog... sab bolay to... MBA2 (ahum) go aa sakta hey... Park Towers puhanch jayee.... on this THURSDAY... 7:30pm... b extreamly punctual about time ... {cz hum 8:30 per wehaan say nikal gain gay.... so b there at 7:30 and dnt ask me k... 7:30 to 8:30 kiya kerain gay..... oxford press waloon ka buhat zaberdast new collection aya hey woh check ker laina :P}
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PS: most probably... i will not b there... so du miss me :-(... ! Abdullah agar main na aya ... to tum ko gaaana sunana peray ga... so come prepared.... Fahad, Tabish, Azfar, Munir, Arslan Square, Asraaar & Co [Co = Hamid * Faisal], Faisal Bhai.... auuur mughey pata chala hey k Naeeem Khan bhi mulaq nahi gaya... so Naaeem khan.... aauuur baqi sab jo yeah mail perh rehay hain zarrroooor aaoyay ga.... MBA2 main janay ki khoooshi main yeah dawat mari teraf say ... HURRAAAYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oki m leaving 4 my farm... hope fully... 2marrow morning... if any thing important happening around du put it in "shout box@blog"... may b i get any chance of getting on line {a whole long week with out net... wow great...}...& this iz my contact if any thing extreamly imp happen... 0227 57236... 

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Decoding the big fella

1. No known species of reindeer that can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer (which only Santa has ever seen.)

2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total-378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept),we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second-a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload-not even counting the weight of the sleigh-to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison-this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance-this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

Forget superman when you have santa, man!

The New York Times > Books > Sunday Book Review > Holiday Books: 100 Notable Books of the Year

"Press On!
Nothing can take the place of perseverance.
Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistance and determination alone are omnipotent.
This slogan "Press On" has solved, always will solve, the problems of the human race."

Calvin Coolidge, 30th U.S. President

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"People are illogical, unreasonable and self-centered. Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest persons with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest persons with the smallest minds. Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
People really need help, but may attack you if you do help them. Help them anyway.
Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway..
It may be dangers for your grades, if u mess up with department head on the last day of your semmester,. But do mess up, its great fun."

The Paradoxical Commandments! by Kent M. Keith

if cant read... right click & zoom in... sorry .... :(

Mean, Green & Unseen ..... says:
put up a message on the class egroup that sultan raza has asked mba-1 to report to him on 22nd , at 2:00 pm for the final paper evaluation

grow up yaaar.... Arslaan Bhai aap bhi... hummmee..... {a cute lil baby... & a drunken baby...} 

ahum... {main "cha" gaya... !} 

even pooor, lil, masoom, bacha is scared to take this toy mob from... mav.... {oyay.... Abdullah... iss ka naam too bataya hi nahi tum nay... ? } 

Image iz removes due to legal restrictions.... sorry !!!
Help eidhi to help street childs ! 

{a engineer cme weldr from : dubai...} 

& beach should me in tht trip.... hummeee... long time no "sea"... ;) !! 

oyay... is there any final plan for da last day..... ? r we heading to Area51 or sme where else... ? abhi to bata do yaaar... paper say ziada... papers khatam honay ki exitment hey..... ! 

hhhhooo.... kitni achi nind aaati hey yaaar papers main..... its better thn heaven... agar her 10 min baaad... "ammiaaan" utha na dain to.... :) 

lost & found ! 

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I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping while your far away dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender

I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you baby

and I don't want to miss a thing
cause even when I dream of you
the sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you baby
and I don't want to miss a thing


Lyin close to you feeling your heart beating
and I'm wonderin what you're dreaming
wonderin if it's me you're seein
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
forever and ever


i don't want to close my eyes
i don't want to fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you baby
and I don't want to miss a thing
'cause even when I dream of you
the sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you baby
and I don't want to miss a thing

I don't want to miss one smile
I don't want to miss one kiss
I just want to be with you right here with you just like this
I just want to hold you close
feel your heart so close to mine
and just stay here in this moment for all the rest of time

and i cant understand... how sucefuly a single person can damge the goodwill of a organisation...... !!! 

sharing da same load.... !! {oyay never try again to sing JALz numbers... oki ?} 

baji.... yeah balooon day dain.... !! plz ! 

kuan peraishaaan hey tu... ?! 

Waqaaas's... zaberdast song in pipe line.... the title of song iz.... Mirza Khana why did u start taking Drugz... its combine projects of waqaas and Me... as his basic business iz drug trading... he iz the sardaar sort of thing of his area & hav 2 arrange his feees so...... u know... ! & this song is da permostional campain for his drugs... {will post here da pashto version of it... urdu & english versions will folllow sooon... !}

not posting it... cz... biz com ka paper hey na yaaaar..... fine... agar m not studying lakin... tafreeeeeeh ki bhi koi limitations hoti hain... :P

Dec 11 2004..... the 25th Birth day of khan saib... !

Happy

Mail me da soft copies of the stuff... which sir sultan raza had given some special ppl to type... ? hurry up... !

still blur.... :( ? *hassans fault* 

riz & hassan ! (too close ... too blur... ) *dis iz camz fault... i dn't belive in sensor* 

oh my God... ! { hutto bacho }  

poor me, caged wd kawala bear... :P ! 

"me & munir"... happey 2gather.. hummmeeee ... { me iz nt = me, me iz = tabish } 

smart boy & Abdullah bhai !